The Nu 

\ thuh neuw \, noun.

1. A small black animal, feline in nature but human in demeanor.
2. An unexpected intelligence; one who plays dumb; cunning; sneaky.
3. A snuggle monster; A purr muffin

-The Nu tricked me into letting her eat my sushi.
-What is that furry, purring ball in my bed? It must be The Nu.

The Nu by Burreta September 21, 2012

kick in the nuts 

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

kick in the nuts by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

The_Number_42 

A person that cannot make his decisions on his own, and won't listen to common sense or helpful advice.

Dude stay off of discord for a while, don’t be like the_number_42!

The_Number_42 by amongus fart 420 April 14, 2022

Leave the nuts hanging out

Another name of sex or intercourse. When the male inserts his penis into his partner to were the only visible thing is his balls hanging.

Dan:"I got with that girl from the party last night"
Joe:"you leave the nuts hanging out"
Dan:"Damn right"

Leave the nuts hanging out by Bishop Gains June 18, 2014

the number of the beast 

1- 666, the devil's number
2- a pretty damn good song by Iron Maiden

Anywhere you see "666" it is an omen of the devil. It is considered "The Number of the Beast"

the number of the beast by Markdashark1212 May 10, 2007

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

The nuns bush 

When something is as good, large or extravagant as it could possible be.

The black and tan is really good but the lager is the nuns bush.

The nuns bush by Shauninja June 8, 2018