Immobilized

the body’s complete submission to stillness due to force acted upon it. Often my life has been characterized by this word. But if it wasn’t for these moments I stood still I wouldn’t have been able to move forward.

a man can be immobilized by joy, to the point where he is struck still by happiness.

Immobilized by harry potter kyle September 15, 2012

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immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

immobilizer by Geordie October 21, 2004

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i'd immobilize you

fuck the shit out of you so you can't walk

i'd immobilize you when i come over

i'd immobilize you by gooooooey December 18, 2016

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Immobilization Favorite

A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.

"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"

Immobilization Favorite by t12j19c95 December 16, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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