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1. relates to small cutish females with tiny bottoms and big tits (define tits, 2. slang term relating to affectionate manner referring to ones spouse.
C'mon choppy, what are you doing?
Don't go near that choppy over there, she's mine.
choppy by tony March 4, 2004
Verb meaning to chop your dick off. Usually only done in extreme cases or in would you rather.
Me: Would you rather eat shit every day for 3 years or do a choppy?

Dave: Thats a tough one but i think i'd have to pull a choppy..
Choppy by ChopMaster September 5, 2012
refers to a cute girl with a small body, but not necessarily skinny.
yo, that choppy is nice
choppy by slim September 29, 2004
Used in a situation where a (usually pathetic) individual is lying out his/her ass about some sort of conquest.
Guy 1: Ya man, I was out with these 2 girls last night and I ended up having a 5 way with them and their moms in my F150 Lariat. Then I raced Vin Diesel for pinks and owned him.

Me to others: It's getting a little choppy in here....
Choppy by IIIEZ__ March 9, 2010
When two people love each other very, very much they earn the nickname "choppy".
Choppy is real
choppy by CHOPPY4LIFE February 25, 2017
The most pathetic individual in the known universe.

The term is derived from one particular person.

He festers in the back of computer labs. He listens to a Nomad mp3 player, and raises the volume when popular songs come on so that people will think he is cool, and has imaginary montages in which they are introducing him to more cool people, and when they try to shake his hand he says \\\\\\\"too slow\\\\\\\" and pulls his hand away, and then looks around smiling stupidly to see who is laughing with him.

He can constantly be heard saying things like \\\\\\\"tetris is unrealistic\\\\\\\", \\\\\\\"shut up! or I\\\\\\\'ll karate you to death\\\\\\\", or \\\\\\\"NGGGGGG\\\\\\\".

Most marvelous of all, is that his hunch defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself.
Other variations:
Chop\'n\'fresh
Yngwie Chopstein
Robochop
Choppy by Bill Oreilly April 15, 2005