looif 

To be toe fucked

I was looifed

looif by Radge is indian69 May 21, 2019

Loofball 

A sport played across a net between two teams of five players on a rectangular court. A furry round ball, also known as loofball, is used in the sport.

Etymology: Loof + ball

Part of Speech: Noun

He loves to play loofball

Loofball by InglaX August 29, 2022

Loofus 

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

Loofus by boopanije June 3, 2020

Loofy 

A small fluffy sapient creature invented by the published author, and youtube animator The Seleuf. It is a selfpotrait of sorts of their so called inner creature.

Daaaaaw, that loofy is just soo cute and fluffy!
Look, that loofy is writing a book!
If you go down to the park today, you may encounter loofies begging for cookies!

Loofy by Hawk_Jedilord May 26, 2018

loofa

Our favourite disposable whore, loves golden showers and being below men! How many kinks does loofa have? idk i lost count a long time ago, the blocklist is getting longer and i lose a bit of my will to live when she speaks. but we all love her really!

"Hey dude i need a piss"
"loofas over there"

loofa by BonnibelleBons February 19, 2022

looftem 

The terminology to discriminate against a left-handed person.

Yo, what's good my looftem! You're such a looftem bro!

looftem by Quinhawkeyeouter November 2, 2020

Loof Life 

Loof - Derived from the word Loop, The downtown Chicago business district where the CTA "L" trains loop. However Loof Life is a posse / movement / lifestyle that no one can replicate. They think they can and others may perceive them as doing so, but they aren't.

Loof Life - Shreddin the loop on beers, spliffs and other mind alters. Preferably after sunset.

Ain't no party like a Loof Life party.

"Loof Life Tonight?"

"Dude Loof Life every night. Loof Life went so hard last night I woke up with handcuffs, a rolled ankle and some crack head's granny panties."

Loof Life by Loyal Loofer December 2, 2013