Earmuffs 

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

Earmuffs by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

earmuffs 

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

earmuffs by Sha June 18, 2003

earmuffs 

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.

I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.

earmuffs by earmuffking April 12, 2013

Earmuffs 

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.

Earmuffs by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009

Earmuffs 

Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.

Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.

Earmuffs by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005

earmuffs 

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.

My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.

earmuffs by DaveBuck July 19, 2005

earmuffs 

When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.

I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!

earmuffs by Brilliant March 30, 2005