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Birkenhead 

Birkenhead is a shit hole town, Across the River Mersey from Liverpool. The people of Birkenhead are the Chavs of Chavs, alcoholic, crackheads, wanna be gangsters and so called hard men, make up the small inbred population. Getting pregnant at 14 by your boyfriend of 28 who happens to be a mate of your dad is perfectly normal, and part of Birkenhead culture. Birkenhead girls have large breasts and some are deeply attractive if a little tarty or chavtastic. A good time in Birkenhead is drinking cider outside Mac Donalds on a Saturday night, followed by a punch up and shagging a underaged girls at the back of Asda.
Birkenhead is a shit hole full of chavs and crackheads. Birkenhead
Birkenhead by kent brockman April 9, 2013

Birkenhead 

Birkenhead is used as a derogatory term when talking about people of east asian desent.
Guy 1: "dude my new girlfriend is coming over could you cool it with that whole birkenhead word"
Birkenhead by Isaac webber December 8, 2022

Birkenhead Mouser 

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)
" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "
Birkenhead Mouser by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Birkenhead bath 

Instead of actually getting a wash, you give your face a quick rub with a baby wipe
I didnt have enough time to get changed or washed before I had to sign on, so I had a Birkenhead bath
Birkenhead bath by Knobbyknobrot December 9, 2008

Birkenhead's Law 

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.
A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

Birkenhead business suit 

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions
Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on