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squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'
Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.
squishing it by tpaps October 4, 2015

Squishing the Buritto 

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto
Squishing the Buritto by JC24 February 16, 2009

squishing twinkies 

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax
Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"