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stoplight 

adj. awe-inspiring and epic. So epic that one cannot help but not pay attention to that object, much like a stoplight.
1) That touchdown in the last ten seconds of the game was so stoplight that it made me want to become a quarterback!

2) The view at the top of the mountain was so stoplight that it took my breath away.
stoplight by rapperT June 17, 2013

Stoplight 

A stoplight is spoken when talking to your wingmen about possible hook-ups for the night.
Green Light- The lady is very attractive, and you should not back down from this possible fling.
Yellow Light- This usually is said when the girl is a toss up. Usually she is turned into a green light after a few drinks. But the next morning you will probably regret it.
Red Light- STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!!! She is ugly, std infested, or might have a boyfriend that is a UFC champion that gets jealous really easily.
Phil: Hey Mike. . what color of the Stoplight is the girl standing over by the bar?
Mike: I would say green light! She looks very sexy, and she has a twin!!
Stoplight by Whitt43 March 30, 2008

Stoplight 

It’s another word for love. Made up by Trezdon Davis, @ohitstrezdon on tik tok. Thought of during an internal convo while driving. Made official during his tik tok live on 11/19/2020.
I stoplight the way Trezdon got all giddy while waiting for the BTS music video to drop.
Stoplight by SwimFreak November 20, 2020

stoplight party 

A party where guests wear the the colors of the traffic signal to denote their relationship status: green means they're single, red means they're taken, and yellow means their relationship status is "complicated"
I think we should host a Valentine's Day stoplight party!
stoplight party by Dave Harris November 25, 2007

stoplight stagger 

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
stoplight stagger by sixpence December 10, 2012

stoplight racer 

The tool who is just gagging to cut in front of you in some sot of race to get to no particularly better position in the lead up to the RED lights.

The knobs who race from one set of lights to another.
Look at this friggin stoplight racer cuttin in, WHERE ARE YOU GOING PASSHOLE THE LIGHT IS FUCKING RED!
stoplight racer by dieselcom August 3, 2007