webnot

Like "Whatnot" a vague description of someone who's information comes solely from "Internet Research"", that has helped you toward your ill conceived view

Jerry said that Coca Cola contains cocaine!
That's stupid, he just read that from some stupid webnot

by soopa1 October 10, 2012

webnoise

Links unrelated to your search that dominate your Google results because your search term has another, more obscure meaning. The latter is usually a personal or brand name, a porn slang term or the pseudonym of an extremely prolific blogger.

I'm doing research on the bird group known as Corvida, but since a woman who calls herself Corvida Raven started her own network, 90 percent of my search results turn out to be webnoise.

by mynah1 June 2, 2009

Webotage

allowing internal conflict and childish behavior make your web company look like it's run by a bunch of monkeys f***ing a football.

Carol responded to a customer review with a nice "fuck you," creating massive backlash and essentially self webotage.

by Stargazer_010 May 21, 2018

webnoxious

Annoying web "features" such as pop-ups, pop-unders, favorites icons, embeded sounds, items requiring rare plugins, banner ads that blink or cover site content, sites that won't let you in because you're not running the right browser, etc.

Designers should charge clients triple-time if they start asking for a webnoxious site.

by Stephanie Mitchell March 3, 2004

webnet

A once entertaining and enjoyable chat network that was overtaken with over 320,000 Malaysian and Indonesian boatpeople (Affectionately called Flies). Their admins are renown for having their heads up their bums.

The worst chat network on the Internet. Type /list at your own risk.

Man this place sucks. But at least we aren't on webnet!

I wanted to make love to a 10 yr old asian boy, now I have! THANKS WEBNET!

SPEAK ENGLISH!!! God damn fucking Webnet!!!

by CyberNobler August 1, 2003

webnet

An IRC network with so many problems mainly because of sras such as kc. Man the webnet policies need to be changed.

Why the hell is kc an sra on WebNet? Got too many logs of him.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

webrot

the result of spending too much time connected to the ether. symptoms include sore buttox, bulging eyes, and an addiction to coca-cola and potato chips.

Jimmy spent so much time coding he ended up with webrot.

by bbbsoo April 2, 2006