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Something that is as bad as an anus. Pronounced A-noose
“Man... homework is anuse”

“Just broke up with my girl, talking to her was anuse”

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Up the Pope's Anus

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

anus ball trap 

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.
Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!
anus ball trap by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013

anus hat 

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.
Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.
anus hat by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021