The Rumples 

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him

The Rumples by realshape April 24, 2021

the rumbles 

When your tummy gurgles and hurts. Usually, after a Taco Bell binge.

Man that Taco bell gave me the rumbles!!

the rumbles by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

the rumple stiltskin 

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

the rumple stiltskin by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

the dirty rumpelstiltkin 

sex

coined by musician Jon Benign

Lets do, the dirty rumpelstiltkin

the dirty rumpelstiltkin by Erika C. July 3, 2008

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls 

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls by mysticklemom June 7, 2020