Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

Gorgonites 

A synonym for the word trou. The term "gorgonites" is used to reference an elite race of women who tread the grounds of West Point. Easily spotted by their heavy footsteps and large nature, gorgonites are feared by male cadets, who use them only for homework assistance and sexual escapades. The leaders of the Gorgonites are given names corresponding to the action figures in the movie "Small Soldiers".

Hey Gorgonite, would you care to help me with my math homework?

Watch out, here comes Slamfist.

Dang, the swim team is made of a lot of Gorgonites.

Gorgonites by The Trou Club October 25, 2010

Gordonite 

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

Gordonite by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

goranitis 

It is a word used to define a Greek (mainly Sparta, Greece) hillbilly acting like a nigger.

I know a Goranitis who once acted like an Ioannis G that smoke weed all day long.

goranitis by Triptecon January 13, 2006

goonitis 

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.

Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!

goonitis by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024

Goonitis 

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.

Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.

Goonitis by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024