Hey man, have you ever watched your cum dry on the floor, and then proceeded to clean it up with a Swiffer Wet Jet?
-Wait, What? No way in hell, damn kid, you crossed a very fine line between sanity and Speth
I want to have pre-marital
sex with these women until my dick is so raw that it bleeds.
-I like
sex, but i also like having feeling in my penis, yah Speth!
I'm really proud of my large penis, and i am super happy that many
people are taking notice
-That's
pretty awesome man, too bad you failed to mention that it has a 48 degree curve, Speth!