cat-bombs 

Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.

Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!

Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.

Jim: Where did you say you were again?

cat-bombs by gyrfalcon206 January 2, 2012

cat bomb 

Recipe:

1 restrained cat
1 propane tank
a length of tubing
cannon fuse
stapler

First, have a friend hold the cat in place. Run the tubing and the fuse side by side up the cat's ass. Attach opposite end of tubing to propane tank and fill cat to a plump fatness, but not too fat to run. Remove tubing from cat's ass while holding fuse in place. Staple cat's ass shut, light the fuse and kick the cat near a highly populated place, like inside a walmart.

You get 15-30 seconds of wild sprinting cat then all of a sudden....

BOOM!!! and a spray of red mist and fried cat guts! Thus creating the "cat bomb"

cat bomb by Serial Killer Art July 13, 2010

Cat Bomb 

a fart occuring in close proximity to one's face.

Whiskers cat bombed me as I was scratching her butt.

Cat Bomb by Dundlee April 11, 2010

Cat Bomb 

When a Cat with nails is thrown in the air by one person at another person or animal. The Claws of the cat are thus exposed and are known to scratch the victims body

Gage just Cat Bombed John from across the room!

Cat Bomb by Oracle 420 October 4, 2012

Bomb Ass Cat 

An amazingly good vagina, or excellent "piece of ass." Can also be used to describe a woman who is sexually gifted to an extreme degree. Can also be a woman or sexual experience which makes a man ejaculate prematurely. Pussy is considered bomb ass cat if you constantly think about it and it is the subject of constant fantasies. Based on the phrase, "bomb ass pussy."

She's a bomb ass cat, and I'm not letting that go.

That was some bomb ass cat. I might need days to recover.

Bomb Ass Cat by BombACat July 18, 2010