Russian 

An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"

Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"

*muggers back away*

Russian by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 28, 2010

Russian 

anything big

Jackson Curtis: That's a big plane.

Yuri Karprov: It's Russian.

FROM 2012

Russian by Hi There :D July 19, 2010

russian 

A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.

Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!

russian by shroomcracker December 18, 2004

Russian 

a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.

i'm russian and proud to be one!

Russian by ru!!!!! February 12, 2010

Russian 

Modifier added to a verb to explain the extreme level of insanity required to engage in the activity or the level of physical danger currently being ignored... Or both.

Russian Roulette, Russian space program, Russian prostitute, etc.

Russian by shmuckatelli April 17, 2018

Russian 

People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.

-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.

Russian by People Who Know Better May 14, 2011

russian 

"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person

My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.

russian by JStot July 10, 2007