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Bitch City

The place where you are sent under extreme levels of bitch from an outside source. Many ex girlfriends, mothers, and politicians come from here.

Bitch City has a mainly monarchist government with one central mayor. She rules over all acts of bitchery including, but not limited to: slashing tires, stopping gay marriage legislation, masturbating to Taylor Lautner, and drowning your new puppy. Its economy is based upon no known systems as bitches tend to make others pay for their every need.

Vacation and Tourism rates have recently reached an all time high in direct correlation to Hillary Clinton's belief that she is a politician.

The mayor of Bitch City may change at any time to fit one's current situation.

Residents of Bitch City can be identified by their generic Facebook defaults in which they are standing with at least 9,000 other girls who all look the same while holding their hand on their hip.

Bitch City was founded mainly by Pilgrims and California whores in 1487.
Bro... she turned out to be the mayor of Bitch City. She wouldn't even give me head in the moon bounce at my brother's seventh birthday party.
Bitch City by Broseph Stalin III October 14, 2010
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Rag City Bitch 

yo man, did you see that rag city bitch? she was hood as fuck!
Rag City Bitch by ZLFratStein January 6, 2012

rac city bitch 

why you came here

City Bitch 

Word first made popular by the HBO show Eastbound and Down. Refers to an unintelligent person who is often in the wrong, yet thinks she is always right and better than everyone else. Will often sell out friends and loved ones to make himself/herself feel better about their own miserable life. Common attributes include a tight ass and a loose wallet.
She just complained all night about how she was "stuck" with us. She was being such a city bitch.
City Bitch by TheSandman2008 September 7, 2010

Rack City Bitch 

Any of a variety of loose women with boobage in excess of a Double D. It is the exact opposite of a Titty Town Cunt.
Julie: "What the hell is a Rack City Bitch?"

Chris: "Oh its a twat with huge boobs, like that whore Deshawna"

City Bitch 

A City Bitch is a young aggressive women in a high powered inner city job position who is determined to kill anything to further her own ends and career. Highly critical of all male traits but ironically assumes them in her quest for dominance. Men often ponder over whether she may be a lesbian.
Mother: 'Are you going to get married?'

Laura: 'When I get married he can take my fucking surname.'

Paul: 'Whoa. What a city bitch'.
City Bitch by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

Rack City Bitch 

A city that contains girls who are always a tease to boys who will fuck absolutely almost anything that they can find that has a dick or a vagina. Also, usually have hooters (gigantic boobs) and live in these states:
California
New York

Texas
New Mexico
Rack City Bitches HATE other girls who look the slightest bit prettier than them also.
"Dude! My girlfriends taking me to New York!"

"She better watch out for them Rack City Bitch es