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The True Defeinition of a G.
A G is short for a gangsta.
A Vallen is usually short in height but furious in rage and personality.
Guy 1: Man, I just saw Scarface that movie was crazy?
Guy 2: Yea son, he went vallen on everyone at the end!
Vallen by StraightUpMoneyG November 24, 2009
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A male with a small ego and a smaller penis. A Vallen pursues electronics or electrical engineering to the point it becomes his entire identity. A Vallen also is somewhat delusional, believing that he is the one true god, when in reality, he is but another simp.
Is that Vallen, the Icelandic samurai?

It is not. That, my friend, is but another simp.

Damn! Fuckin’ Vallen, eh!

Not with his small penis.

Oh.
A vallen is a kind person. They do not like to argue with other people and do not enjoy making people feel sad. Vallen has a big heart and forgives easily. Vallens are nice to be friends with, so hang out with them!
-Hey isn't that Vallen from the other class?
-Yeah! He's a chill dude, we should hang out with him sometimes.
vallen by superod November 21, 2021
A weeb, is really nice to friends and includes them in activities, and is the smartest in there family
Oh that's my vallen
Vallen by Quinn b fletcher November 23, 2021
Vallen is the name of a master
Good morning Master vallen!
Goodnigth Master vallen!
I love your master vallen
Please fuck me master vallen
Vallen by MastersSlave October 2, 2022

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019