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Slosh-knob 

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.
"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"
Slosh-knob by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010
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slosh my knob 

Sloshing the knob is a phrase for a blowjob.

Sloshing is the noise of water or liquid (an onomatopoeia).

Knob is slang for a penis.

Hence, sloshing the knob constructs the imagery of a blowjob.

Variations include sloshing the knob, sloshing my knob, would you like your knob sloshed, and so forth.
Daniel: Hey, want to slosh my knob?
Alyssa: Not now, I have morning breath.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026