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The Deads
An acute, incurable medical condition with an incredibly high fatality rate that affects millions of people every day. Symptoms include full body paralysis, no pulse (and therefore fairly low blood pressure) and in some cases an unfortunate tendency for a victim's family to put them on ice in the living room and invite everyone in the neighborhood to come "pay their respects" (this is known as a wake).
Reporter: A massive outbreak of The Deads was reported today near the site of a plane crash in South Africa. The authorities say that at least fifteen people have been infected, with none expected to survive the course of the disease.
The Deads by eastofwest February 8, 2012
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Serious case of the deads
Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.
Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.
Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.
Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.
Serious case of the deads by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013
Tits of the dead
Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico
Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness
Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness
Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
Tits of the dead by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020
On the dead niggas
A term that originated from DTW ( down the way Cleveland ) start by dtw females an some males . On the niggas /on da-dead niggas means putting something on a dtw male who has died . On da-died niggas is that right way to pronounce it ( usually said By dtw females , )
On the dead niggas by Rashad Williams September 13, 2018
Jimmy the Dead Rat
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt
Jimmy the Dead Rat by slink0us January 8, 2022