The gatekeeper and guardian of wikipedia and wikimedia, MaterialScientist acts as the protector of accurate information in annoying fashion that prevents anyone from having fun.
Oh my, they deleted all of my updates for Zizek! Stupid MaterialScientist, always ruining our wikipedia fun!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).