Hele Village

The worst place for anyone to live. Ever. Situated in southwest england, it is known for drunk 10 year olds walking around half naked at 9:00 am in the morning scaring old people. The biggest highlight of this place is the farmfoods, which is often looted by chavs. Stay Away

Person 1: Wanna go to Hele Village?
Person 2: Gtfo

Hele Village by footy10101 August 16, 2011

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Hele Village

An Incredible place known for the seagull-feeding Chinese and the Farmfoods. Younguns often hand around here smoking and drinking, while their parents are off fucking men left, right and centre to try and get some more child benefits to feed their addictions.

P1: Wanna come round mine after School?
P2: Where do u live?
P1 In Hele Village
P2: No thanks, i'd rather not get robbed or obtain a drug addiction.

Hele Village by Biggie-Cheese March 10, 2020

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