A slimy, greasy, no good, low down, white trash of a women/girl. Who will use all means of manipulation, guilt, harassment, just to make a few dollars off stuff she guilts unsuspecting people on marketplace into giving her cause of some cockamamie bologna story that usually involves her in some sort of dilemma that is 100% bullshit. There is nothing off limits to them. Usually can be found in the yard of some place welfare pays for with a small table and a chair looking heartbroken and in need of a Twinkie, in an attempt to scam the sweet citizens of their small northern town into overlooking the half a pallet mall red behind her ear and the reputation of a scumbag. BEWARE SHIRETOWNERS BEWARE
I just gave this poor girl my laptop said she need it so her son could go to school, theirs was just lost in a house fire and now she's got cancer and a yeast infection with her already lifelong Twinkie and 6 icecap a day habit, but then I looked online and I seen it for sale on marketplace, dammit I've been Hawkes'd
Sweetest guy everrrr. Loyal friend usually with long flowin locks of beautiful hair = Very intelligent and funny. Addictive personality, particularlly when an activity involvs killing zombies. Generally an awesome guy - great hugger too.
The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).
"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "