A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny
pack, or
fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking
gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.
"
Dude, the hike is only a mile
long to the lighthouse, why bring the
fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."