I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

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get noobed

a word when you make fun of someone on roblox or in real life the word was first used in gamer egypt when someone was getting mummyfide they would say get anoobis making fun of anubis

haha u have no robux get noobed

get noobed by spaz bat October 9, 2019

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Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

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noped out of there

Left the premises in a hurry.

The guy threw off all kinds of domestic violence warning signs and I noped out of there fast.

noped out of there by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016

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