Magizzard 

A magical mixture of a Mage and a gizzard or a magician or a wizard

Did you see Chris angels show

Yeah he's a magizzard

Magizzard by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011

mazzard 

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

mazzard by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

skizard manizard 

A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.

Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.

skizard manizard by MT-Empty July 8, 2004

Mazzard 

A mattress blizzard

Oh Snap! That mazzard in Russia was a bad one. There were soiled mattress's everywhere.

Mazzard by jjalv7 October 16, 2010

Mazzard 

Mazzard. New Australian slang for married.

Jill and Jack got mazzard the other day.

Mazzard by Pablocopenhoward June 24, 2019