Assanity 

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

assanitting 

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

Assinity 

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

Assinity by tred69 September 8, 2009

Asianity 

1. The act of doing something like an Asian.

2. How Asian someone is.

1. "Dude! That's pure Asianity right there"

2. "His Asianity is really high"

Asianity by No I March 4, 2011

Asianity 

A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.

Dude, change your facebook religion to Asianity!

Asianity by sahhhweet x3 January 24, 2009

Assanitting 

when something is uberly beating something else

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.

Assanitting by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009

Assanitis 

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

Assanitis by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011