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Cabining 

Going to a cabin somewhere in the woods, and having a kegger with a whole bunch of people
Teacher: What did you do this weekend?
Student: I went cabining with my friends and we got fucked up!
Cabining by kegger666 June 23, 2011

caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.
We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long
caining session by T_B May 9, 2006
"Man, you should stop canining".
canining by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006
Wanking off a dog until he comes. This can be done with one's own or a friend's canine. Unlike playing red rocket this act does not require the recipient to lie on his back. Also known as a houndjob.
I caught my Uncle Tony canining his dog until he came and made a mess on the carpet.
Canining by jamilryu January 1, 2010

Horatio-Caining 

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.
That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.
The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.
" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..
caining by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006