Chopper's Priv 

A term used by Australian marijuana smoker's. The person who chops up has the privilege of first cone/toke.
In Australia, weed is 'chopped' up with scissors or a knife and tobacco is added and also chopped up, combining the tobacco and marijuana into a 'mix' or 'chop'.
This mix of chopped up tobacco and marijuana is then smoked through a water pipe/bong or a joint (marijuana cigarette).

Smoker 1: Have you finished chopping up yet? I want a bong.
Smoker 2: Not yet, but I get chopper's priv.
Smoer 1: Yeah, I forgot my manners, sorry.
Smoker 2: Pass me the bong, it's smoke time.

Chopper's Priv by JonnyHotpockets August 19, 2016

Lord Privy Seal

Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.

(from richarddawkins.net)

Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)

Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"

Lord Privy Seal by Oxyborb December 24, 2008

Provo Soak 

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

Provo Soak by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

primo supremo 

Beyond prime. Beyond supreme.

The waves are prime. The weather is supreme. That chick's ass is primo supremo!

primo supremo by Chuck Zero March 5, 2011

primo status 

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.

If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.

primo status by Sinonymous May 24, 2009

Provo Snowshovel 

When a woman kidnaps a mormon man ties him up and forces sex on him.

An example of the "Provo Snowshovel"
includes the case of Joyce McKinney forcing sex on a kidnapped mormon man with the intention of fucking the mormon out of him.

Provo Snowshovel by romuloxiii March 23, 2012

Primo Shock 

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

Primo Shock by Reptilian December 4, 2009