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The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!
I pulled a Tulo today for my team; I started three double plays and hit two home runs
Tulo by spen_CR June 14, 2011
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Tulo Bitch 

1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.

2. A skank
John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?

John: Yaaa buddy.
Tulo Bitch by Mad Man 415 August 10, 2011
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Wi Tu Lo 

A play on the words "we too low" that is written in the style of Chinese names for humour. It refers to a plane being under the necessary altitude during flight. The term was used as a prank on KTVU while describing the pilots of Asiana Flight 414.
KTVU has just learnt the names of the four pilots who were on-board the flight. They are Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow.
Wi Tu Lo by MickFed October 4, 2021

Tulodism 

Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings
Im part of the religion Tulodism
Tulodism by Guy from asia October 10, 2019

tuloso midway 

Damn it Omar, don’t have sex on the stairs.
I go to Tuloso Midway.
tuloso midway by Princess_Keach February 10, 2018
luga, uhog sa tenga..
mucus in the ears...
hoy putang ina mo ung tulok mo tumutulo sa balikat mo!!!
tulok by terry_bambam January 31, 2008

Tulos Syndrome 

Tulos syndrome is when everyone who hangs around Tuloss is a dick rider slave that follows him around and begs for dls
Anna: Omg have you seen Prengle? he totally has Tulos Syndrome
Tulos Syndrome by Anna420pro July 6, 2022