boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings.

In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.

Mark was struck with boobnesia and forgot who he was talking to on his phone when a large breasted woman walked past.

boobnesia by magpad November 19, 2010

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Bangnesia

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

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Bagnesia

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

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Bongrexia

When you smoke a lot of weed your appetite can go down when your not high. This is Bongrexia, Weedrexia, Potrexia osv. The best way get hungry again is to not smoke for a while. or you could smoke more and then get the munchies...

Henrik: Hey man wanna grab a kebab?
Eirik: No man last week has given me a real bad case of Bongrexia.
Henrik: Okey man, i've got a little piece of bubble inside, we could light that up and then go to eat.
Eirik: Sounds like a plan...

Bongrexia by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 10, 2009

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