bedlife

Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.

My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!

bedlife by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009

bedlife day 

Spending all day in bed. See bedlife for more information.

My wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day.

bedlife day by Little Computer Nerd June 23, 2009

Bedifest Destiny 

AKa Lebensraum, the way a woman sharing your bed will invariably take all of the blankets and a good 2/3 of the mattress by morning.

Man, my back is killing me, Natalie's bedifast destiny's leaving me half off the bed.

Bedifest Destiny by Opopanax August 13, 2005

Bedline 

Noun: The deadline for leaving Facebook/Twitter/MSN/homework/alcohol/etc and going to bed.

"My bedline is midnight tonight, no one is allowed to take to me after that time."

"Can't stay long, my Mum's given me a bedline of eleven."

Bedline by Galadriel1010 January 6, 2010

Lesbian Bed Life 

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

Lesbian Bed Life by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

spray-on bedliner 

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

spray-on bedliner by Justin May 4, 2004

bedline 

The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.

I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.

bedline by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010