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Patapons are black and white creatures with a large single eye. The Patapon were a flourishing people until they were defeated by the Zigoton Empire. They began a journey to Earthend to gaze upon IT, and are attacked by their enemies along the way. They march to the drumbeat 'pata pata pata pon,' and attack to the drumbeat 'pon pon pata pon.'
Upon hearing the drums, the Patapon awoke from their slumber and grabbed their spears, ready to fight for the journey to Earthend.
Patapon by CrimsonFox May 5, 2009
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A game which attracts people who love rhythm games, but shuns away from the people who think the miracles are too hard. They're very easy, you rhythm-deaf people.. JEBUS!
I play Patapon because it's a fun game and the music is epic

paraponzipopo 

a.k.a. _pan_

too leet for words.
"but how did he do that?!??"

"he's paraponzipopo."

patapanap 

To punch and tap someone at the same time with one hand, in between a punch and a tap.
Boy 1: HE PUNCHED ME!!!
Boy 2: What are you talking about? I just patapanapped you.
Teacher: Don't worry he only just patapanapped you. There's no need to cry child.
patapanap by MilsonCooky April 20, 2015

Patagoniac 

A complete and utter devotee to Patagonia clothing. Many times, they will denounce all other clothing(not just the outdoorsy syles) and wear Patagonia head to toe.
John has only worn Patagonia gear for years, he is a major Patagoniac.
Patagoniac by dorstyborsch December 9, 2008

patagonian 

A parasitic type of hipster from a more "well to do" background of overly healthy living. Known for taking over once quiet, older, urban neighborhoods and shopping districts. They typically push the previous inhabitants out, replacing their tattoo and record shops with art bars and health food markets.Defining features include overpriced activewear and jogging strollers.
"We used to spend a lot more time on south Broadway before the Patagonians moved down here."
patagonian by Willie McCoy October 28, 2015

patagonia 

also the name of the souther zone of argentina, beggining in the province of Rio Negro all the way down until where the continent ends
someone:you know where the patagonia is?
you: just read the above definition