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FOMAD is an Acronym for the 'Fear Of Mom And Dad'.

It starts around puberty when teenagers are exploring the world. Challenging the borders mom and dad once set, this in fear to get caught.

Usually resulting in letting down on their parents.

Leaving them in disappointment which creates FOMAD.

FOMAD can result in severe damage when they are so scared of asking help that it might lead to depression and in rare occasion it can result into death.
A teenager that isn't allowed to go out at 18 but does so secretly by telling his parents that he is sleeping at a friend. He will challenge his borders and sneak out. Suppose he has an accident on the road … because of FOMAD he might be to scare to go home again and disappear.
FOMAD by linda A. August 5, 2019
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Fouad is the kind of man who creates beautiful turbulence, one that can cause intense pain. Be careful before getting onto his flight. It may end your life too quickly, but you will never regret it. The world is dull otherwise. Fouad's cruelty knows no bounds, neither does his kindness. There is no escaping Fouad. He is a dream man.
Even when he disappears, you cannot go by one day without thinking of Fouad.
Fouad by 19197251 July 25, 2019
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Hey Bob, if you're not too busy, why don't you foad.
foad by DevilMC February 23, 2018

fönadunché 

Having a blue mouth, teeth, or tongue after eating or drinking something with a blue color
Frank ate a blue raspberry popsicle and after had some wicked fönadunché
Hey, Jerk. Foadiac.
foadiac by Robopoet May 30, 2005
Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.
foma by FreeNachos April 21, 2005
FOAD (Fuck Off And Die) + DIAF (Die In A Fire) = FOADIAF (Fuck Off And Die In A Fire)
Wow, that asshole needs to FOADIAF!

Wow, I would be satisfied if he were to FOADIAF!
FOADIAF by The Motherfuckin AK August 23, 2006