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Washi syndrome 

1) When a male, typically of the virgin type, is unable to communicate with a potential mate. Often lacking in character or willpower to converse with females. Typically, normal conversation is interupted by phrases such as "uhhhh" or "F".
The phrase washi syndrome is derived from washy and wishy washy.
He has washi syndrome because he can't talk to a girl.

Gentleman's Wash 

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
Gentleman's Wash by tropical July 16, 2008

Whore's Wash 

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all
Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead
Whore's Wash by crimbo97 July 12, 2015

Gentleman’s Wash 

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.

Gentleman's Wash 

The washing of ones genitals, usually in a pub toilet, before having casual sex after realising one hasn't bathed in a while.
Shortly before taking a girl into the car park for a good seeing to Jeremy went to the toilets for a Gentleman's Wash.

lady's wash 

a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet
had this grebo dress on all week now i right need a lady's wash
lady's wash by redbaron84 February 3, 2010