S.A.S. 

Sweaty Ass Syndrome. When you have been running or working out extensively and your ass gets sweaty and causes it to itch.

After playing basketball for an hour, I had a bad case of S.A.S.

S.A.S. by Chris Polites February 10, 2006

S.A.S 

S.A.S known as sweaty anal sex or sweaty asain scrotum is an intense sexual position that fuck ugly people do to make richard to be born.

Mainly in beastiality or Gingers

When a donkey and richards mum have S.A.S it makes a fuck ugly retard named richard.

Or when two gingers rape it out with a horse it it called S.A.S

S.A.S by hujanus September 26, 2009

S.A.S. 

S.A.S. is a abbreviation that means scary Asian stare.

Person:Please don't give me the S.A.S.

Asian:I warned you!

S.A.S. by That Trailer Park Guy July 8, 2019

S.A.S 

Snotty Ass Slut : A person who brags about getting with a bunch of different people in a snotty way. Someone with a slutty attitude who's also very concieted about it.

lol, you're such a S.A.S.

S.A.S by bohemea May 22, 2011

S.A.S 

Sore Ass Syndrome. Soreness bought on by too much wipeing with sub-standard toilet paper after a dump. Soreness makes it difficult to walk and leaves a blood red deposit on your pants.

I can't walk fast, i've got terrible S.A.S.

S.A.S by Oldman51 May 9, 2009

S.A.S. 

Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.

Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.

Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.

"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.

S.A.S. by J.Knox May 5, 2008

S.A.S 

Sam's Amazing Slops, otherwise known as S.A.S. This entails buying a can of vegetables and boxed mashed potatoes. After Sam puts entirely too much butter and milk and salt as well as not draining the veggies it will become a strange substance nobody can eat except Sam. He feels that it is amazing in all of it's sloppiness.

vomit in a bowl, S.A.S

S.A.S by stelladiving March 23, 2009