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tabascing  

A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.
What you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable sexual attack called tabascing. Tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
This one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends ass and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the glass shards masacred his anal tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. After words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.
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tercasting 

The act of extremely violent sex, usually performed on the floor. Girl is always on top.
Dude! The girl pushed me on to the floor and then we started tercasting!!

teabasting 

to teabag (see: teabagging) without technique or skill.
i was teabasting that chicken head and accidentally got a rimjob
teabasting by babyjizzle October 15, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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