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DickDark 

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.
DickDark by boppa23 June 11, 2011
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(verb)DIK-dar: A swift, straight legged, pointed-toed kick to the penis. Originated in a trailer park in sterling heights, MI, from a man known as Cheif,AKA Shevyky, cheifkadog, tonk, etc.

(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,

(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad
"If you dont shut up your gonna get dickdared" (v)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)
dickdar by Theo-droskis B April 12, 2008
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Dickmark 

The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.
He pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days.
Dickmark by aceface April 15, 2004
The ability to guess a man's penis size after spending a few minutes with him.

Basically like a gaydar but with penis size.
Janet: Ooh he's packing heat, I just know it!
Emily: How can you tell that?
Janet: My dickdar. He totally has the personality of someone who is at least 7.5 inches.
Dickdar by TQ. November 17, 2009

Dickmark 

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.
Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?
Dickmark by Vikingerman January 7, 2021

Dickmark 

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).
Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!
the organ that many men use to find "hot" chicks and spit game w/ the hopes of gettin some pussy. Many times the dickdar replaces usage of the brain.
This ass muncher whipped out his dickdar and started thinkin w/ that when he asked me to be his next wife.
dickdar by k80corn April 29, 2011