Metry 

Common name for Metairie, LA in the local slang. Thought of as a safe place when compared to neighboring New Orleans. Although if you really try, getting shot is also possible in "Metry."

I live in Metry, it's safe here.

Metry by dlindf June 6, 2011

Metry 

1. Man who instructs Driving Courses in Ocala, Fl
2. Professional Electric Pedal Drag Car Driver

Metry Called me to follow up after taking his driving course the night before to avoid getting 4 points on my license after receiving a ticket for Improper Backing

Metry by josiskank October 15, 2008

Metry 

A young man with big dick and acts shy but has a lot of girls

Metry will steal your girl

Metry by Bawling February 15, 2022

joseph metry 

A sweet kind amazing friend always there for his girlfriend. You are lucky if you know him.

Wow Joseph Metry is so amazing

joseph metry by JJ!@#$ November 22, 2019

Joe Metry Dash

The creator of hit game, Geometry Dash, a man who had to jump on his cube shaped head his whole life, giving him a newfound inspiration to create a video game about his life experiences.

Aiden: Bro, who made this game, it's fun as balls!
Joe: It was made by Joe Metry Dash, moron.
Aiden: You fucking liar.

Joe Metry Dash by jew67 January 28, 2026

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

MerryJo 

MerryJo has an excellent personality with a heart of gold but she’s also beautiful. Her tall sexy body with bedroom eyes makes her ravishing, foxy, attractive, gorgeous and captivating.

When it comes to working, MerryJo is professional, caring and says what’s on her mind.

MerryJo is excellent with her words and writing comes naturally for her, she is an author and loves to write true events, fiction novels and poetry. MerryJo’s caring personality makes her a perfect match to work in the medical industry as a nurse, counselor or drug rehab facility.

You may never meet a MerryJo in your lifetime but if you do, feel blessed and make her part of your future. You will love MerryJo forever plus one day.

I went on a blind date and met MerryJo at Pineapple Willy’s and it was love at first sight. ❤️

MerryJo by 69Love July 28, 2019