pealt
the act of being intoxicated
pealt by eightysaka July 6, 2010
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peraltiago
the romantic pairing of jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine-nine. peraltiago is a healthy and loving relationship adored by many
peraltiago is the best
peraltiago by arrowverse+ May 7, 2018
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Jake Peralta
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Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
Zaza Penalty
A term for when someone is acting out of pocket and or on some bullshit so you pass them a some zaza so that they can chill tf out. Could also mean just going out for a smoke but usually after something ridiculous just happened and you need a moment to process.
Alan Diaz was buggin tf out inside the bar and scaring the bitches so Guapski took him outside for a Zaza Penalty.
Zaza Penalty by ye ight March 20, 2021
Jake Peralta
A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Jake Peralta by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018
Penalty stroke
a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
PB - Penalty Bong
Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!
Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")
PB - Penalty Bong by Daaa-aaad!! Jeff H January 9, 2010