Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1:
fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "
LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what
school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't
understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
