I'm loving Chubbins's attempt at insulting me with the name of the mysterious poster in the definition below. Personally, I think my insulting post was much better.
Hugh: "Don't you think Chubbins is a bit of a knob?"
A chubbins is a mystical creature often found on a futon looking greasy and eating food, or on a computer playing World of Warcraft. Ostracized by its peers, it withdraws to its cave when burned or served.