cankleface 

an insult, mainly aimed at the morbidly obese or people you'd like to offend.

also refers to someone who looks a lot like the point where the calf meets the ankle, and merges together, therefore 'cankle'. This is often common in fatter people.

OH MY GOD, did you just try to kiss me with your cankleface?

cankleface by canklefacedbitch May 20, 2011

Cakefaced 

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.

Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.

Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019

Cakeface

A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.

"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."

Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007

Cakeface

noun.
A person, usually a teenage girl, who wears excessive amounts of make-up. Thick eyeliner and heavy foundation is a significant characteristic of a cakeface.

Helen: "Have you seen Bianca today?"
Kate: "Yeah, the cakeface is with the other sluts."

Cakeface by Potato Lady October 18, 2008

Cakeface

A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.

Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.

Cakeface by vuze February 18, 2009

Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.

I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.

Cakeface by horny pornz April 2, 2010

cakeface

a girl who wears a shitload of makeup. she looks like a ghost. she wears the whole bottle of eyeliner on one eye. she is so ugly.

i go to canyon springs alternative high school in caldwell and theres a cakeface there.. she's nicknamed ghost! if you go there you know her!!!!

cakeface by wadafxupbitchh(: January 13, 2010