Dirty Daisy

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach, forming a flower shape with the belly button being the center.

"My baby was squeezing her fun bags together, hoping I'd launch a pearl neckace her way. But, knowing she loves flowers, I aimed lower and gave her a dirty daisy, instead."

Dirty Daisy by Porty April 18, 2008

Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.

*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"

Dirty Daisy by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011

dirty dairy 

the act of a breast feeding mother showering her partner with breast milk during intercoarse

as dick and jane were screwing jane sprayed dick with the milk from here tits, this being the dirty dairy

dirty dairy by by the two February 28, 2014

Dirty dairy queen 

When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss

My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen

Dirty dairy queen by Dirty dairy queen creator December 22, 2020

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

Dirty dairy cow by Defineray February 27, 2024

daily dirty grind 

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

daily dirty grind by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010