Wirthing

The stage when you don’t know if you have to shit or fart

I’m totally wirthing right now my underwear is about to be ruined

Wirthing by Cherrydrew55 March 29, 2021

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Worthington's Law

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

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Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

Charles Worthington by Charles.W January 17, 2009

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Sam Worthington

A hot Australian actor. born in perth, western australia on august 2 1976. has stared in films such as 'Rogue', 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar'.
Is extremely fit and makes girls swoon.

Girl 1: "Ohhh have you seen the new Sam Worthington film?"
Girl 2: yeah he is such a sex god!"

Sam Worthington by MrsCharlieWorthington October 31, 2009