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A sneakie is a photo you take of someone without them knowing.
Girl: I totally took a hilarious sneakie of Ann sleeping

Guy: Quick, take a sneakie of Dan doing that ridiculous dance
sneakie by tegs May 21, 2014

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.
- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro
Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022
A sly person who sneaks out
F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker
Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.
Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*
Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

Sneaking it in 

Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.
Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.
Sneaking it in by Quagmire_G December 12, 2009