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Flanderous 

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.
Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.
Flanderous by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Ned Flanders 

Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!
Ned Flanders by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006

ned flanders 

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
ned flanders by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

Flandersism 

A saying or characteristic likely to be uttered by the character of Ned Flanders in 'The Simpsons.'
"Dad couldn't just say 'OK,' like normal fathers, he had to go and say 'Okaly-dokay-do.' It was such an embarrassing Flandersism."
Flandersism by erosanne February 27, 2010

slanderous 

An adjective to mean something spoken that is false and malicious.
Many newspapers are slanderous and misrepresent the topic.
slanderous by TechnoMoan September 30, 2013