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I gots bout foteen choorens.
choorens by William Fontaine March 18, 2007
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choranaptyxic 

The power of a magical creature to change size or shape to fill available space, either to escape danger, or adjust to a new home. Creatures such as the Occamy have the gift of choranaptyxis, making them easily able to escape capture.
Newt Scamander: Occamies are choranaptyxic, so they change size to fill available space. ( Traps shrinking Occamy in teapot.)
choranaptyxic by Keepingitbad@$$24/7 December 29, 2018

chocranky 

When someone is cranky because they do not have chocolate.
Stay away from Jennifer, she is chocranky!
chocranky by FOMO May 14, 2015
"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"

"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."
Chooban by VonLonginSchlong September 8, 2014

cooranbong 

Location: Cooranbong is a town situated in the Lake Macqaurie Region of New South Wales.

Origin of Name: The name Cooranbong was given to the area by Australian Aboriginies, who used it as a battleground, and literally means "bloody hole". This name was chosen not because of the blood spilled on it's soil, but rather because the victors of the battles would soon realise that there was nothing to do in Cooranbong and would often leave muttering, "bloody hole".

Demographics: The township of Cooranbong, which was first established by Lieutenant Percy Simpson in 1826, is now made up of retirees (20%), Seventh Day Adventists(25%), FOBS (15%), and bogans/assorted riff raff (40%). Cooranbong's youth tend to either move out of Cooranbong as fast as they can or deny that they live there.

Industry: Those who live in Cooranbong either claim government assistance or work at the Sanitarium Health Food Company, which produces Cooranbongs major export, weet-bix.

Tourist Attractions: A major attraction in Cooranbong is the nightlife, which ranges from getting drunk in Cooranbong park to getting stoned in Cooranbong park.

Future outlook: With the youth moving out of Cooranbong at an everincreasing rate and the influx of retirees and bogans, Cooranbong will soon become shunned by the rest of the world. Even the Apocaplyse will side step Cooranbong.
Example 1.
Bogan: Hey champ, you know where I can get stoned, pissed and get into a fight?

Champ: Sounds like you should head to Cooranbong!

Example 2. At a party...
Young Woman: So where are you from?

Young Man: Ahhh Central Coast...yeah Central Coast.

Young Woman: Oh really same, where abouts?

Young Man (in a hesitant voice): Ummm Cooranbong.

Young Woman:(long silence) Oh..oh...well nice talking to you anyway.
cooranbong by Bald Brett February 8, 2007

choranaptyxic 

A word invented by the legendary JK Rowling, to describe the ability of a magical creature to change size to fill available space, either to escape danger, or adjust to a new home. Fantastic Beasts such as the Occamy were choranaptyxic, making them easily able to escape capture.
Newt Scamander: "Occamies are choranaptyxic, so they can grow or shrink to fill available space". ( Traps escaped Occamy in teapot).
choranaptyxic by Keepingitbad@$$24/7 December 29, 2018