Spooge Monkey 

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003

Spooge Monkey 

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

Spooge Monkey by JB March 12, 2003

spooge monkey 

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

spooge monkey by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

SPONGE MONKEY 

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

SPONGE MONKEY by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

sponge monkey 

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

sponge monkey by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004

sponge monkey 

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

sponge monkey by dpo June 21, 2004

sponge monkey 

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

sponge monkey by Chicken March 19, 2004