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French Canadian Standoff 

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.
When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.
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French Canadian sex symbol 

The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol
French Canadian sex symbol by OH1987 September 25, 2020

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.
Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

French Canadian Whore 

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.
Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"

Angry French Canadian 

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)
Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

french canadian

An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).

The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).

Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.

Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?

Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :

-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :

"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
french canadian by KUTR March 22, 2011

French-Canadian 

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice
French-Canadian by Maevane March 5, 2011