An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.

-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT

Longcat by T_Andrews October 21, 2007

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dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.

"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."

dutch longboat by peasman July 4, 2010

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longcat

Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.

Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.

Longcat is long!

Shortcat is short!

Dumbass is dumb!

Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!

longcat by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

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Longcat vs Widedog

The eternal struggle.

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.

Longcat vs Widedog by WillRKewl October 13, 2009

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